Gareth and the Lost Island - Audio drama
Lost Averius for Dr. Tralnis Granitestaff
At only 120 years old, Tralnis is considered to be a young adult by Dwarvish standards. He is a medical doctor as well as a tenured professor at the University.
Like most Dwarves, Tralnis is an omnisexual with a very healthy libido. The only thing larger than his sexual appetite is his heart. Tralnis adopted Gareth, and later took in Gareth’s best friend, Henry, after the Chim’s parents were killed.
Tralnis has a deep voice with a noticeable brogue (either Irish or Scottish.)
No offense Gareth, but only a language scholar like yourself could get excited about a little change like that. What does it matter if some poor dead sod is known as a martyr versus that he was killed by hanging?
[sprays his ale in a spit-take] You now have my attention, Gareth!
I don’t know how many times I have to explain that. I was drunk and wondering if they called it ‘tea-bagging’ because it felt similar to dunking the boys in a cup of tea. How was I to know Henry had just poured you a fresh cup and it was steaming hot?
