X Why Podcast Ep 3: Who Runs the World? | 4F 4M
Poppletron for Alpha Dog
Alpha Dog is an anthropomorphic dog-man super villain who is trying to take over the city, if only he could get past Mega Mom and Super Stripper. He doesn't even remotely respect Super Stripper, but sees issues with taking on Mega Mom. His voice sounds gruff and cartoonishly villainous. Roughly 10 lines.
(Trying to monologue before getting blasted)
Muahaha! You would be wise to-AGH!
Hahaha [evil laughter devolves into barking]. She asked for it with that outf...(startled/slightly scared) Mega Mom!
Well I - Oh. Well...uhh...It...I shall teach...(frustrated sigh). You will pay for...(frustrated sigh) Well, it's just. I mean, anything I say is going to sound... I - I have a lot of friends that are...you know...like you. (Nervous chuckle) You know, (rushed and mumbled) peopleofcolor. I - I- I'm just saying, it will look bad if I...