Dead-Beats (Animated Web-series)
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Yolk King is the king of all eggs.
He originated from the planet of Htrae and was brought to the world of Dead-Beats by Dr. Splitliner. All he wants is to go back to see his kingdom, but since he doesn't have any form of space transportation, he can't return home until Dr. Splitliner's ready.
Being an egg, he can't do much and is quite fragile. But he does come equipt with a 'Yolk Staff,' it's a magical scepter that can produce any about of yolk at will.
-I honestly don't have an exact voice in mind, so be creative and picture what you think a talking egg would sound like-
Pardon me, but you are aware that it is considered illegal in most states to kidnap an egg right?
*Pause*
And stop claiming that I went with you willingly, I- honestly don't even know who you are!
Welcome! Would you like an egg? Freshly scrambled!
Don't look at me like that; they're gluten-free.
Hey, let me try.
*Achem*
Sorry for the inconvenience sir, but could you kindly surrender? Think about it. We get your hard-earned money, and you get to live to see another day! Now that's a win-win if I do say so myself.
