Dead Company's Tales: Season 2
kickassgrandma for Napalm
Early 30s. Middle range voice, with a neutral American accent. Delivery should be sort of out of it and goofy, like a "surfer bro" stereotype.
Napalm and his twin brother Mortar are the two "doctors" in the raider city. They didn't go to school, but are savants with genius IQs, and have the skills to fix people up when they get hurt. They're also tinkerers and cook all sorts of powerful chems that don't exist anywhere else. Unfortunately, they're always high on their own product. They like finishing each other's sentences, often incorrectly, which just makes the other one laugh harder.
They are constantly stoned, and all of their lines should reflect that.
Things have been pretty bad here lately. I guess you could say that Nowhere is going... Nowhere. (proud of his own pun)
We add a little gunpowder and nitroglycerin, maybe a few sugar bombs for that sweet after smell… and done!
This one time I threw a Molotov into this run-down shack filled with homeless people. (short pause) They died… (another short pause) I wish I could remember why I told that story.
