This is RadiOhio, bringing you the latest news from nowhere. Good news for once! Some nearby vault opened recently, bringing with them several cases of ice-cold Nuka-Cola. Stop by your local trader to grab a bottle, supplies are limited! Seriously. Speaking of refreshing, here's some music.

See any feral ghouls recently? Neither have I. Some vigilante has decided to take it upon himself to go on a crusade against the radioactive dead. I still wouldn't recommend going out at night, though. More music, coming your way. RadiOhio.

In recent news, a stash of books was uncovered from the old university. More fuel for the flames, I guess, since illiteracy is at an all-time high these days. Keep listening to RadiOhio, folks. Now, some music.