(Angered) I'm not a dog, I'm a bear damn it! I'm also your headmaster, so you better get knock that off!

(Content, then excited) All I want is your despair, plain and simple despair. I don't care how it happens or who it to!

(Y'all know the tone) A body has been discovered! Everyone has until my next announcement to gather as much evidence as they can before the ever exciting class trial will begin!