Van Gogh High School
EJW Studios LLC for Mr .Killjoy
Mr. Killjoy was a drill instructor before becoming an English teacher, and boy does it show. He's constantly shouting and screaming, swearing at students for even breathing too loudly., and generally running his classroom like a boot camp. He's actually a genderbent exaggeration of how I see my real life English teacher.
WHAT?!? DO I HEAR....BASIC HUMAN INTERACTION?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! YOU ARE WORSE THAN SATAN!! GO TO THE OFFICE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, THINKING YOU CAN CONTINUE A CONVERSATION FROM LUNCH. DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE BELL?!
WHY ARE YOU SMILING?1? THIS IS A SCHOOL!! IF YOU SMILE THAT MEANS YOU ARE A BAD PERSON!! ARE YOU A BAD PERSON?! HUH? OF COURSE YOU'RE A BAD PERSON, YOU'RE SMILING!
What was that? Huh? Am I goin' crazy? I KNOW I HEARD ONE O' YOU DONKEY-FUCKING CHICKENSHIT SISSY FUCKSTICKS LAUGHING!! IN MY CLASSROOM THERE IS TO BE NO LAUGHING WHATSO-FUCKING-EVER! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, MAGGOTS? YOU ARE LESS THAN THE DIRT ON MY SHOE!! YOU ARE LESS THAN THE LEFTOVER CRUMBS OF DOG FOOD IN A DOG BOWL! YOU ARE LESS THAN THE TINIEST OF SINGLE CELLED UNIFORMS UNTIL YOU LEARN THAT YOU MUST SUBMIT TO YOURSELF TO MY WILL AT ALL TIMES IN MY CLASSROOM!
