Be More Chill Audio Series | Complete Musical (JEREMY'S DAD, RICH AND JAKE NEEDED!)
Angeliccosplay for Michael Mell
Michael Mell is a laid-back, uncool yet funny character. He's best friends with Jeremy Heere and couldn't care less about being cool—a very different view other than Jeremy's. Still, Michael doesn't mind this as he loves to sit down on bean bags and non-stop play video games with his best friend. Once Jeremy gets his SQUIP, Jeremy doesn't hesitate to say "Get out of my way. Loser." to cause Michael's huge solo, 'Michael In A Bathroom'.
Second-in-Command and I wouldn't mind a female playing this role. The name 'Michael' could always be replaced by 'Michelle' or 'Michaela'.
For this role, I need the male/female who's auditioning to sing 'Michael In A Bathroom' after saying the lines. If this isn't done, then you won't be considered.
Link to 'Michael In The Bathroom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM8KJRVcofA
(JEREMY: So? What do you think?)
>MICHAEL: He’s scamming you... He’s scamming you super weirdly.
(JEREMY: What if he’s not? This could be huge! All I need to do is give the guy who torments me six...hundred...he’s totally scamming me... I’m doomed to be a loser ‘til the end of the world. No, probably then too.)
>MICHAEL: No way.>MICHAEL: Sup.
(JEREMY: Michael? I didn’t know you were invited to this party.)
>MICHAEL: I wasn’t. Which is why I’m wearing...this clever disguise!
(JEREMY just stares at him.)
>MICHAEL: You’re speechless. Squip got your tongue?
(JEREMY: It’s...off.)
>MICHAEL: That would explain why you’re talking to me. (Beat.) I’ve been thinking about this moment. What I would say to you? I had this really pissed off monologue, an epic journey through twelve years of friendship... (off JEREMY) What?
(JEREMY: It’s really good to see you, man.)
>MICHAEL: It won’t be. Once you hear what I found out.
(JEREMY: Found out?)
>MICHAEL: About...
(He taps his head. JEREMY realizes what he means.)
(JEREMY: How? There’s nothing on the internet—)
> MICHAEL: Which is weird, right? I mean, what’s not on the internet? So I starting asking around. Finally, this guy I play Warcraft with... Told me how his brother went from a straight D student to a freshman at Harvard. You know where he is now?
(JEREMY: Really happy and successful?)
>MICHAEL: He’s in a mental hospital. Totally lost it.
(JEREMY: I don’t see what that has to do with...)
> MICHAEL: Think, man! We’re talking an insanely powerful super-computer. You really think its primary function is to get you laid? Who made them? How did they end up in a high school? In New Jersey? Of all possible applications for such a mind- blowingly advanced technology, you ever wonder what it’s doing inside YOU?
(Beat.)
(JEREMY: And I thought Chloe was jealous...)
>MICHAEL: I’m honestly asking!
(JEREMY: Really? Because I think you’re pissed I have one and you don’t!)
>MICHAEL: Come on—
(JEREMY: Maybe I got lucky, is that so weird? With my history, I’d say the universe owed me one. And I don’t know about your friend’s brother’s whatever, but if you’re telling me his squip made him crazy—)
>MICHAEL: His squip didn’t make him crazy.
(JEREMY: Oh. Well... There you go.)
>MICHAEL: He went crazy trying to get it out.
(Beat.)
(JEREMY: Then I’ve got nothing to worry about. Why would I want that?)
(He heads for the door. But MICHAEL is in his way.)
(JEREMY: Move it.)
>MICHAEL: Or you’ll what?
(JEREMY: Get out of my way. Loser.)>MICHAEL: You’re here because you need...pants?
(JEREMY’S DAD: Oh no, I need you to reach out to him. Jeremy won’t listen to me. And I can’t blame him. But somebody has to watch his back.)
>MICHAEL: If I try harder to be his friend...you have to try harder to be his dad. There’s a Kohl’s down the street. I don’t care what kind— jeans, khaki, leather. You’re not leaving that store until you buy a pair.
(Beat. Jeremy’s Dad takes his hand.)
(JEREMY’S DAD: You drive a hard bargain, son.)(Please sing the whole song of 'Michael In The Bathroom')
Congratulations!