Be More Chill Swapped
highnessluna for Chloe Rolan
Chloe is not necessarily popular, but she's probably blackmailing everyone on campus, making sure that everyone at least knows her name. She wants more than anything to be popular, but she always seems to be stuck as the primary source of gossip. Her voice is a bit nervous but mostly super preppy.
(Overacting) "She has been attacked in the wasteland. Some say it’s fairies. Some say it’s spirits. Some say it’s the return of the hostile alien race who visited our fair planet one thousand years ago this midsummer..."
[Jenna's riff in THE PITIFUL CHILDREN]
OMGBRO, ANSWER MEWHOA, WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU WHAT I HEARD!IT’S TOO FUCKED TO TYPETHIS SHIT IS RIPECALL BACK, I’LL YELL YOU EVERY WORD(Pause)OH MY GODOH MY GODOKSOAT THE END OF LAST NIGHT’S PARTYVERY END OF LAST NIGHT’S PARTYDID YOU SEE JENNA?SO, SHE’S BEHAVING HAZYLIKE A TWEAKIN’ JUNKYFLAILING CRAZYLIKE A FREAKIN’ MONKEYRIGHT, BUT SHE WASN’T DRUNK
YO! SHE WASN’T DRUNK
NO!BECAUSE I HEARD FROM MADELINE KROPPTHAT JENNA BARELY TOUCHED A DROPWHICH MEANS THAT YOU CAN’T BLAME THE THINGS SHE DID ON ALCOHOLIT’S JUST SO TERRIBLE, I DON’T WANT TO RELIVE IT ALL(You may keep going I don't care)
