Be More Chill Swapped
kanshai for Mr. Heere/Mr. Reyes/Scary Stockboy
For all of these characters, I want you to sound like you think you're still young, but you're already 50% done with your life and you've done literally nothing.
(As SCARY STOCKBOY)"Just so we're clear: this is untested technology. And it's not exactly legal. Which is why you're paying for it with cash in the back of a shoe store. I take no responsibility for what you might do with it. Or what it might do with you."
MICHAELIS IN BIG BAD TROUBLE RIGHT NOWIT’S A TROUBLE THATHE CAN’T SEESO I GOTTA HELP HIM SOMEHOWI DON’T KNOW WHAT HE WANTSBUT I KNOW WHAT HE NEEDSHE’LL NEED A DAD SO STRONGTO HELP HIM NOT SLIP AWAYI HAVEN’T BEEN A DAD FOR SO LONGBUT I THINK I’M READY TODAYSITUATION IS GRAVENOW’S THE TIME TO BE BRAVEI’M GONNA FINALLY MAKE THAT CLIMBONE LEG AT A TIMEWHEN YOU LOVE SOMEBODYYOU PUT YOUR PANTS ON FOR THEMWHEN YOU LOVE SOMEBODYYOU TAKE A CHANCE JUST FOR THEMCHANCE JUST FOR THEMIF THE ROAD GETS MUDDYFOCUS ON THE GOAL ‘TILL THE ROUGH STUFF’S GONEWHEN YOU LOVE SOMEBODY YOU PUT YOUR PANTS ON
(As MR. REYES)"Oh, don’t worry about the color. It’s perfectly non-toxic. We don’t want a repeat of last year’s Arsenic and Old Lace debacle. It’s just plain old Mountain Dew! Also Chloe Rolan put these Wintergreen Tic-Tacs in the bottom."
