"Which is weird, right? I mean, what’s not on the internet? So I starting asking around. Finally, this guy I play Warcraft with... Told me how his brother went from a straight D student to a freshman at Harvard. You know where he is now?"

I AM HANGING IN THE BATHROOMAT THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE FALLI COULD STAY RIGHT HEREOR DISAPPEARAND NOBODY’D EVEN NOTICE AT ALLI’M A CREEPER IN A BATHROOMCUZ MY BUDDY KINDA LEFT ME ALONEBUT I’D RATHER FAKE PEETHAN STAND AWKWARDLYOR PRETEND TO CHECK A TEXT ON MY PHONEEVERYTHING FELT FINEWHEN I WAS HALF OF A PAIRNOW THROUGH NO FAULT OF MINETHERE’S NO OTHER HALF THERE

DUDE, YOU ARE COOLER THAN A VINTAGE CASETTEIT’S JUST THAT NO ONE ELSE BUT ME THINKS THAT YETYOU’RE JUST A NOTHING IN THE HIGH SCHOOL SCHEMEBUT IT’S NO BIG, CUZ YOU AND I ARE A TEAMWE LIKEOUT OF PRINT GAMESRETRO SKATESI GOT A PAC MAN TATOONOBODY HERE APPRECIATESBUT SOON WE’LL BE TOGETHER WHERE THEY DOCUZ GUYS LIKE US ARE COOL IN COLLEGECOOL IN COLLEGE, THIS I KNOWGUYS LIKE US ARE COOL IN COLLEGEWE RULE IN COLLEGELISTEN, BROHIGH SCHOOL IS HELLBUT WE NAVIGATE IT WELLCUZ WHAT WE DOIS WE MAKE IT A TWO-PLAYER GAME