"This is my party! Everypony is supposed to be paying attention to me!"

"Alright, listen up. The Foal Free Press is a joke. Nopony at this school takes it seriously. Well I, the editor-in-chief in charge, am going to deliver us to new found glory!"

“These are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and they are my friends! You need to stop calling them such mean and hurtful names! They are working harder to get their cutie marks than anypony I've ever seen! And they will get them exactly when they discover their true talent, which I guarantee will be amazing!"