U-2 comic (started). (UPDATED)
Poppletron for The Rainbow man
The rainbow man is a reality warping salesman who runs a shop that has everything. He is doubtlessly one of the most powerful entities among the U-2 Multiverse, and his power rivals that of The Narrator's. He runs by nonexistent logic, and tends to be rather random.
Voice - I don't care what voice you give them. There's only one requirement - Change it up OFTEN. Obviously, stick with your base voice, but his pitch and tone go all over the place, and sometimes he does accents for no reason. mess with it a bunch!
Run, run, fast as you can! you cant catch me I No longer exist!
Yea, we got green Crap, Blue Crap, red crap, ALL the crap! If you can imagine it, I got it! I sell anything and everything, if you have the money! So! Take your mind for a spin and think... What kinda shit would you like to get today?
AllllllllllllllllllllllllRIGHTY! You sir, have caught my attention. You called the salesman who sells everything and said you have something to sell me? Seriously intriguing. SO! I have no time to waste. People to scam sell to and places to be! Go ahead and SHOW ME WHATCHA GOT!
yep i ain't even gonna bother you got this dude
Really? I didn't think I did that good.