The Thrilling Adventures of Admiral Balderdash
JackMack for Admiral Balderdash
Admiral Balderdash is the titular character of this story! He's an old, accomplished, naval man who sails across the seas in the name of adventure. He's a bit of a blowhard, always willing to run headfirst into danger without thinking of the consequences at first. Balderdash should be beaming with enthusiasm and fun! He loves what he does, he loves looking for treasure, he loves killing sea monsters! He always speaks his mind, even though it may not be appropriate to the situation, but it's always funny!
Do
you know what I see in you? I see a fire for adventure! It's the same
flame that burns deep within my bosom! Only mine is much better and
more handsome!A
fine philosophy! If
you ask me, I’d say the world has enough riff-raff to go around. What
with pirates, sea monsters, socialism. The
least we can offer is the promise of doing right by others. And
perhaps, in response they will do right by us!13
shillings, my CabooseShute! Seems
these days if you kill a sea serpent, the best people can give is a
pat on the trousers!
excelent !
Thanks! Have a nice day!