Hi-ya!
What a lovely planet!
Wait! So we just... get out and walk around? Whoa-!
Now, where's the Gem the scanners locked on to? *looks around* Let's fan out and search the area!
Yeah. Casual.

Focus, Rubies! This is an important mission from Yellow Diamond, so we can't mess it up.
Nervously* Eh, hey, hey! Uh... What are we all doing over here?
Yeah, what ARE we all doing here?
We're here to retrieve the leader of the Earth mission! (Raises eyebrow) Hey, wait a second. It seems like there are more of us... than usual!
There's supposed to be five of us.
One, two, three, four, five. Tch, never mind.
(Sighs in relief.)
The leader of the Earth mission must be around here somewhere.
*Nervously* Well, she's definitely not in that barn!
Whoa, I didn't see that before. Maybe we SHOULD look around in there.
*Nervously* Uh, I'll go! By myself!
Ba-Byee! 
They want to search the barn!
What do I do? (Bites fingers.)
(Sighs) I don't wanna go alone...
*Nervously/transparently* I checked the barn, and I just found a bunch of humans! Hah!
*Somewhat skeptical* Really?
*Nervously* Looks like we failed...! Time to go back home! Hah...!
I think we better double-check. You remember what happened last time.
*Confused* Last time?
(The Rubies begin laughing.)
Oh, Ruby, you're so forgetful!
Alright, let's search the barn!
Yes, Ruby!
Wait! *Nervously* You can't, beca-because... uh...
Base... ball.
Understood. Our team is the Rubies! Consisting of... Ruby!
Ruby!
Ruby!
*quickly* Ruby!
Ruby.
And Ruby!
What?!
(Acting) Oh, darn! Guess I'm out.
You swung too slow! Do it like this.
Wow! That purple human is really good!
Strike ONE!!
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Strike TWO!!
Strike THREE!!
Uhhhh... (Ruby look at the Gems with embarrassment)
Now, what you want to do is lead with your hips. Yeah. That's pretty good. Let me show you again.
Pun...intended?

Hmmm, Ughh
Come on, I know you can do it
Just look at the ball.
Don't worry, you can look at me when you're running for home.
Come to ME! (laugh while Sapphire jumps towards Ruby.)
They're Gems!
We've been tricked!
 
What a turn of events.
(Growls)
Huh? W-what?
THAT'S IT! RUBIES...COMBINE!
RAAAAAAAH!
Are you the Peridot assigned to the failed Earth mission?
Where is Jasper?
Correct.
Tell us where Jasper is NOW!
WELL?!
Well, why didn't you say so?
We all here? One, two, three, four, and...ha! (Ruby (Doc) points to herself) Five. To the planet Neptune!
Let's move out, soldiers!