Scaling Mt. Olympus: Interviewing the Pantheon
AlmaChromatic for Persephone
Snide, snarky, and extremely sarcastic, though also hiding her own emotional baggage and issues, many people would probably think of Megara from Hercules for this type of character, including me. She's happily married to Hades, though she does have problems with his personality she does her best to avoid upsetting him too much mainly because of her sheer love for him and the fact she genuinely doesn't want the relationship to end. Deep underneath the cynicism and snide remarks, lies an emotional core that's built up over several millennia.
Oh, hey. Thanks for showin' up. I don't get much visitors on account o' the fact I'm married to Hades. You know, the guy literally everybody else hates. Wanna maggot? They're to DIE for. Ha, get it? I'm kidding. They're terrible. Don't eat them. I dunno, how Hades can stomach those things..
So, being the wife of Hades...what its like....what its like....well, if I had to sum it up in one word...I'd, uh, probably say either "taxing" or "exhausting". You have no idea how hard it is to go grocery shopping without people looking at you and going, "Hey, look at the weirdo who's married Hades". or "Oh my god, she must be forced into her marriage...Poor girl." Ugh...And don't even get me started on Hades' own emotional issues! I can't even vent my own issues to him without him bawling like a baby! He starts thinking I want a divorce. The only one I can talk to is Cerberus. CER. BER. US. The dog! Its honestly sad the only one I can talk to is the dog, and even then I have to make sure....you know who's not within earshot. I mean, I love him and everything but...its just a lot to take in sometimes..
Oh, you're askin' me what I think of Pandora? We talkin' the girl that opened the box or the website? If its the website, it's garbage. Like, if I search up Five Finger Death Punch, I don't want Disturbed. I want Five Finger Death Punch. Oh, er, not to knock any fans o' Disturbed out there, I like them too, I just need to be in a certain mood to listen to them. If you mean the girl that opened the box, that's what ya get for leaving a box like that to a human. We're impulsive creatures. But the same can be said for Zeus. If you put an even mildly attractive woman in front of him and tell him not to sleep with her, he probably will and he'll have, what, another child out of his hundreds already?
