Scaling Mt. Olympus: Interviewing the Pantheon
emmacaraher for Aphrodite
Ever since being forced to retire from her position at Mt. Olympus after people simply stopped believing in her, Aphrodite went on to become a successful business woman entirely through looks. However, just because she's used her looks to get where she wants, that doesn't mean she's dumb. She's actually very intelligent. And she gets very, VERY annoyed if you insist otherwise.
Hello. I am Aphrodite, current CEO of various dating websites and apps such as Tindr, Zoosk, eHarmony, and OKCupid. ....What? This isn't a formal event? Oh thank goodness...um...hi everyone!
You know, a lot of people assume I control who falls in love with who. And that...um..,.that's not right at all. It's more like, as long as I exist, physically speaking, that the idea...the concept of love exists. The Cherubs decide who falls in love and with what person. Though, admittedly, sometimes they do make the wrong choices....Sorry Dionysus. And, to all those in abusive or otherwise toxic relationships.
I'm not gonna lie, I got in this position entirely because of my looks, I have no idea what's going on..*small chuckle* Now I know how Zeus felt back in our old days. Oh man, those were the days...what I wouldn't give to reside on Mt. Olympus being hailed as the most beautiful of them all again...*nostalgic sigh*