Scaling Mt. Olympus: Interviewing the Pantheon
JollyGinger for Dionysus
Dionysus is an....odd one. He's fun and boisterous one second, then bitter and full of self-loathing the second. He speaks with a bit of a drunken slur at all times, but not one that's too over the top. He also has a cartoonishly thick Scottish accent, and is hiding some deep-seated bitterness about his obscurity and the fact his wife left him even when he's in fun and jovial mode. It's very hard to predict what he will do.
Oh, favorite drink? That's like askin' to pick me favorite molecule of air I breathed! Or Zeus his bloody favorite female body part. Well, if we're talkin' whiskey, I'd probably pick Jameson. Rum, ooh, that's a tough one...Captain Morgan. Beer is the only tie I have, an' it's between Fosters and
*loud drunken sobbing* ARIADNE!! WHY DID YE LEAVE ME?!? *more loud drunken sobbing*
Aye, you callin' me fat?! I ain't fat! I'm slightly chubbier than normal! 'S a side effect o' the alcohol!
