Almost Immortal: An Audio Dramedy
SidGarcia for Terry Avery
Terry is Signus's imaginary friend and a brown eagle. Most importantly, however, he provides the perfect balance of mentorship and cynicism.
[Referring to getting a mobile gamer to ragequit]
Terry: You don’t break the body…
Sam: You break the spirit.
Signus: Are you really going to terrorize an elementary school kid?
Terry: You can justify a lot if it means saving the universe. We get that kid to quit, and once he deletes his account, we’ll trigger another retcon! Besides, that kid needs to learn some manners.
Signus: [Flatly, with sarcasm] For the universe, yayyyy….
Terry: I believe Sam just performed remedial retcon. By ridding that guy’s invasive consciousness in this universe, you just undid the all the actions he’s ever taken in it, including the fifteen cardboard boxes of human table seasoning. You ever so slightly severed these two universes.
Sam: By shooting him?
Terry: By shooting him. Can you do it again?
---------------------Terry: (Echoed) I’m gonna be frank, Signus. Either start shooting the bastards or every single lifeform in both of these universes is gonna turn into strands of cosmic spaghetti.
Describe what adventure means to you
Alternatively, describe your ideal balance of strictness and mentorship. Is there one?