Mario and Sonic: Heroes Unite!
allen the ultimate gamer for Wario
A greedy, obese, yet muscular plumber who likes stealing valuables from anyone and anywhere. There are only two things Wario cares about: treasures and himself. Not many people appreciate Wario for his devious acts. Even though he only cares about himself, he has been able to commit acts of heroism. His greatest rival is none other than Mario.
NOTE: Despite the fact that Italian American is described for the accent, I would prefer also adding a touch of a gruff Manhattan/Brooklynese accent in there, similar to how Charles Martinet's voice for Wario sounds in the video games.
(selfish) So admit it..... Don't I look cool in the game screens? Those long, muscular legs on my sturdy toned frame.... I'm the perfect specimen of a man ..... (gets offended) What!?!? You say I look fat and my quadruple chin looks like a waterfall of flab? Shut up! That's just because you have your television set up on widescreen display!
(cocky) I'm-a Wario! I'm-a gonna win!
(greedy) A Treasure Chest! Outta the way! This one's mine!, I just turn here... and tweak here... aaaaaaand... (gets electrocuted) whaaaaaaaa!"
Hope my Wario impression wasn't too bad.