Oston: Sire Jenkins, a notable necrolyte, he was vexing when he was alive.

Oston: I have tested your bread, temptress. Against my health pool, it would take approximately two days, sixteen hours, thirty-seven minutes, and forty seconds of back to back stuffing to saturate my stats with your loathly low level loaves.

Oston: Lately, I don’t even feel like my friends are in the friendzone anymore. After all I do for them as raid counselor, the treatment I get is less than charming. I’m thinking about quitting my guild.