Gary Gonnagan is a thrice-divorced, twice-married 75-year-old man and the only health inspector licensed in 49 states.  He was born on the day of the first Fryway 500, and an instinctual sense of hatred was thus borne out of him since. He believes the only good food is a still food. And that food should only be eaten inside of an establishment with at least 50 square feet and an attached toilet.

The intended accent for Gary is a normal Midwest American accent, but we are open to hearing others.
Gary's voice should be nasally, but not overbearingly so. He should sound confident in himself.