I was not planning on meeting in such a strange manner. Considering my recent duel with the elderly gentleman exterior to your home, my foolproof method of contacting you has become compromised. I have not prepared to approach you in this manner, Steven Smith. You're probably confused far more than you should be, mostly because the forces of the world have been tampered with and a successful way to counteract them is unknown to me. I know few ways to describe this feeling of remorseful ignorance. In the plainest terms I know, this is awkward.

As seemingly impossible and difficult that seems to be, I am still, admittedly, impressed by such devotion to one's instrument of defense. Alright. Now, Steven Smith, I have one vitally important and meaningful question to ask you. The power of such a question should be feared throughout the cosmos. Steven Smith- are we perhaps- friends now?