NORMAL (an original comic voiceover)
RufusJuice for Narrator
The Narrator calls it like they see it. They know more than you and want to help the reader along through this strange adventure. Don't be bland, have fun with it! The narrator may not be in the comic, but they're vital to telling the story and a big source of the comedic effect of the comic
It seems you are in a peculiar predicament here, seeing as how just moments ago, this spud did not exist
You turn and see your can of "dRank" that you consumed a few minutes ago. A very ominous can.You're not quite sure why you drank it
The can of dRank watches as you ingest the potato like an animal. You don't notice the inanimate object and continue your supernatural snack.
Bahah! Now that was fun! Thank you so much for this audition! You took the silly note and adapted it pretty damn well. Really captures the comic! Nicely done!