(Introducing himself) Oh, how silly of me. Where are my manners? My name is Professor Ludwig Von Drake. Or as some may call me Professor Ludwig or some call me Professor Von Drake. Some call me Elvis Von Drake when I shred on the guitar, but what am I saying? I am getting ahead of myself. Scientist, Professor of arts, music, geography, and biology at your service.

(Explaining, but them starting to ramble) Eugh, the mustached man’s morals are all discombobulated. But, hey, anyone against Maleficent is a friend of mine. You don’t need to tell me how evil she is. As we speak she is trying to freeze the world. Brrrr, if you couldn’t tell, everything is starting to get colder. I’m going to have to grow out my feathers. But before all of that, Maleficent was known as the scourge of Briar Valley. A ferocious fae, the mistress of all evil. There’s a rumor going around saying she used to have wings, but I’ve yet to see that myself. Oh, but I’m getting off track. Anywhom, let me cut to the chase. Ages ago before you and I were born, this kingdom was ruled by the great King Stefan and Queen Leah. The ruled a prosperous kingdom with benevolence and humility. Now the two loved each other very much. And, well, I assume you know how it goes. Badda bing badda boom, they were ready to welcome a baby princess to the throne and…well…this really isn’t cutting to the chase, is it…ooooh boy, no wonder most of my students have a hard time passing my class. How could they take notes while their professor babbles on and on like a lunatic. It’s nuts, I tell you, nuts!

Yes yes, very good, very good. And now that the Chaos Emeralds have fully awakened. I hypothesize that when you collect them all and use them. You’d be able to achieve an even greater form than…um…what do you call it…ah, Super Sonic.