Name's Boothill. Those who've heard of me know what I'm about. Those who haven't... well, for the sake of your own skin, you best keep it that way.

I won't fool myself thinkin' our paths'll cross again... but if they do, let's hope I ain't pushin' up daisies.

So, here's the thing: Someone went and tinkered with my Synesthesia Beacon, so now every time you muddle-fudgers hear me chinwaggin' with those shirtbags, it's all a bunch of "fudge this" and "fork that"... See what I'm sayin'?