Odd Stuff
ladybird for Thursday the Thirteenth
Mysterious young woman of mystery with mysterious powers shrouded in a background full of intriguing mystery....... mysterious, eh? Think a cross between Stranger Things' Eleven and Wednesday Adams. Occasionally breaks the fourth wall. Singing Role. In addition to the audition lines, please provide 16 bars of a song to show off comedy and character.
(Irritated) WHY? The 13th falls on Thursday just as often as it does Friday. Just because the patriarchy tells you that one day of the week has a special meaning doesn’t mean that others don’t.
Gah! Who? Them, of course. You know, THEM! THEY are listening! The listeners. They have subscribed and recommended us to all of their friends. Then they rated us 5 stars on both Apple Podcasts and Spotify. (wink sound)
HOW DARE YOU?! HOW DARE ANY OF YOU?! I WILL LAY WASTE TO YOUR PATHETIC SOCIETY AND SPIT ON ITS ASHES WHILE DOING A DANCE! I WILL…. (gets interrupted)
