The 3rd Regiment
SimonSteeldune for Majo Ishi
Majo... Let's just say isn't the safest person to be around.
Hello everyone, welcome to your new job as a member of the Secret Profiling and Ceasing Ensemble, shortened to S.P.A.C.E. I am your boss, Majo Ishi. First, let’s place some ground rules. First of all, do not cross me, as I will not hesitate to cut off your limbs and use them for research.
You idiots will never understand, the feeling you know as love is really nothing more than just a chemical reaction. It's chemical formula is dopamine, seratonin, and oxytocin. Each of which can cause ill effects when too much is given to one being. You should never love as all it does is force you to reproduce and waste your life as it brings you closer to your inevitable demise. You weak mortals simply use it as a way to distract yourself from the dangers of the world around you.
If you know, I study specimens such as organs, and there are people that I need to… harvest. Since I have been placed under high amounts of security, my own methods of doing so have been narrowed. Based on your odd little performance, you may be my only option that does not require removing my own limbs. What are the people calling it? Assassins? As long as you can bring me my subjects, the name does not quite matter.
AHHHHH IS SO GOOD I CANT COMPREHEND
Congratulations on being an awesome birdman