The 3rd Regiment is an original animated dark comedy/action series that will be uploaded to Youtube.
The protagonist of the show, Marc is your average teenager.
Don't mind Alex, he's gonna constantly try to get in your pants, so let me just say it in advance, Goddammit Alex!
Don't worry everyone, I got this!... Nevermind, I don't got this! HELP!
You can do whatever you want to me. Hurt me, kill me, I don't care... But you do NOT touch my friends. And you ESPECIALLY don't touch my brother.
Majo... Let's just say isn't the safest person to be around.
Hello everyone, welcome to your new job as a member of the Secret Profiling and Ceasing Ensemble, shortened to S.P.A.C.E. I am your boss, Majo Ishi. First, let’s place some ground rules. First of all, do not cross me, as I will not hesitate to cut off your limbs and use them for research.
You idiots will never understand, the feeling you know as love is really nothing more than just a chemical reaction. It's chemical formula is dopamine, seratonin, and oxytocin. Each of which can cause ill effects when too much is given to one being. You should never love as all it does is force you to reproduce and waste your life as it brings you closer to your inevitable demise. You weak mortals simply use it as a way to distract yourself from the dangers of the world around you.
If you know, I study specimens such as organs, and there are people that I need to… harvest. Since I have been placed under high amounts of security, my own methods of doing so have been narrowed. Based on your odd little performance, you may be my only option that does not require removing my own limbs. What are the people calling it? Assassins? As long as you can bring me my subjects, the name does not quite matter.
Alex Hill is a-
Waddup ladies and gents, Alex here!
What?! Alex, this is my show! You can't just barge in and-
Oh, yes I can.
Anyway, let's get on the topic of me.
Completely single, ladies and guys everywhere, lookin' at you.
I'm extremely satisfying in bed ;)
And I'm also a worthless pile of trash, good for nothing but banging somethin'
Correction, Alex is a fourth-wall breaking, idiotic pervert. Despite those flaws, he deeply cares about those around him and will do anything to protect them, and also anything to get in their pants.
He puts everyone else before him, and does not take care of himself AT ALL.
Alex's voice is flirty, soft, and slightly deep.
This idiot really wants me to make up things to say? I can easily make every one of these lines 'Bang me' and be done with it. Ugh... You know what, just make them read this. Boom, first line.
Bang me.(Thought I was joking?)
If I've learned anything over my time working here, it's that... goddamn! Assassins are hot!
Royu is a short-tempered, foul-mouthed, suicidal genius. She acts like she has no care for anybody, but in reality, she will not hesitate to slit your throat if you dare touch those who are close to her. She's judgmental and tries not to pay attention to anything, but she's always equipped, she's got the guns, the swords, you name it.
Alright, ya shitstains. What do you need my help with?
Say hello to our crew, we've got a perverted piece of shit, an anime protagonist, a bird, and a worthless pile of garbage. Oh, and Joey.
I'm sorry, all I care about is my coffee, no idea what the fuck's goin' on over there.
Joey's a comic relief character. Often acting childish, but destructive.
Did you just blow that entire building up?!... AWESOME!!!
I'm by your side always! As long as you don't die! *Happy chuckle*
Majo said he'd give me a toy car if I killed you. So... sorry, but I kinda have to! He said he has the limited edition one with fire on it!
Can't have a show without music.
Please compose a 30-60 second long theme for the show.
