Hard Evidence - Pilot
AndJonathon for Chief Langers
Full Name: Chief Willie Langers
Species: Anthropomorphic Penis
Age: Late 50s
Occupation: Chief of Precinct 69
Personality: Gruff, no-nonsense, permanently exasperated
Chief Langers has been in law enforcement for decades, working his way up from a beat cop to head of Precinct 69. Back in the day, he was known as one of the toughest officers on the force. Mean and relentless The streets of Organtown hardened him, but his subordinates break him. Now, buried under mountains of paperwork, mostly caused by Detective Dick, he spends most of his time screaming at his staff, chain-smoking, and praying for retirement or getting shot in the line of duty.
- american (northeast)
- american (new york)
- American (Boston)
- male adult
- american
- Bill Burr
- shouty
"You had one job Dick. ONE FUCKIN' JOB! And you went in half-cocked!"
"Oh, you had a tip did ya? What did it say Dick? ‘Dive in headfirst, no questions asked’?"
(In response to Dick upset he is being put with a Rookie.) "You’re damn right I am! And you have made some major cock ups of late. Anyway, this kid’s top of his class. What he lacks in size and looks, he makes up for in brains. Now find out where that shipment is and GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!"
