Calmer Chameleons
SquashVA for Sarah Torrode (Film Critic)
This would potentially be a short series of sketches, inspired after hearing a male film critic talking at length about the appearance of an actress. Sarah is a film critic who is more interested in the leading men on screen than anything else, and is often quite sexually aggressive about it, to the discomfort of her host. The language in these sketches will be peppered with innuendo, so only audition if you're comfortable with that. Otherwise, I'm happy to hear a wide range of voices and accents for this role.
That’s
right, I was lucky enough to attend the world premiere of Fast And Frantic 8, starring
none other than Hollywood superhunk, Flynn Diesel.Jason
Steakham is in it too. His voice is like butter. I could hear him talking from
a few rows behind me and, there’s something about his gruff accent that just does
something to me. My ovaries were clacking together like a Newton’s Cradle.That’s
when I saw Leo Di Caprisun in the lobby licking an ice cream. The next thing I
remember is being escorted away by security.
I put three different voices in. First, there is nerd-like voice, then a French accent, then just my voice but filled with possible lawsuits in every word.