Mistletoe - (Fantasy/Drama/Comedy Story)

chestnutpuck for Mystery Johnson

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mystery Johnson
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Role assigned to: Paul Warren

So far only appearing in Episode 8 "Mystery Johnson's Mystery Johnson", MJ is an eccentric employee of Mistletoe Radio who is sent to infiltrate Nimrod and Moo's secluded broadcast tower in order to provide the station with a bi-monthly evaluation of the pair's radio show "The Beloved Voice". He is hugely inspired by David Lynch's character Agent Gordon Cole and Miguel Ferrer's character Agent Albert Rosenfield from the TV series Twin Peaks. He has a strong and colourful American accent, possibly southern like Agent Cole and has the dutiful, borderline bureaucratic sensibilities of Agent Rosenfield, but is also quite care-free when addressing Nimrod and Moo on more informal matters. When talking shop though, it is almost like he is reading from a script inside his head. It is revealed later on that he is actually British and changes accent accordingly, if you can't provide both voiced then I'd be happy to do the British part myself (as I'm thinking of writing that part in as a joke on Johnson's part). I'll add one of the British lines here:


"Myself and Paragon have been engaged in an explosive affair which I could not possibly reveal to thee for fear of exposing the station's plans to review your show. The accent is British, but I was born in Indonesia originally. Hence the slight skin tone synonymous with south east Asia."

  • (informative) "The station planted me outside your force-field last week after it was decided that you were to be provided with a face to face bi-monthly critical evaluation."

  • (light conversation, still somewhat informative) "Can't say I abide with the fibs m'dear, but if you'd fix me up a bit o' that there Corpseflower tea for ma johnson then I'd be sure to forget about it as good will would allow! Besides, the moon's looking fuller by the night and I wouldn't want to scare you with ma dong now, would I?"

  • (intoxicated) "Your show...*BURP* is phenomenal, and I mean that in the most devilishly sardonic way, you understand m'mouth 'ere lad? NO! NO! Don't answer that, it was one of those retarded questions m'suspects!"

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