Mistletoe - (Fantasy/Drama/Comedy Story)
chestnutpuck for The Dance of Fermentation (Travel Documentary Presenter)
The presenter of Mistletoe Radio's weekly travel documentary "The Magical Mistletoe Tour" is a well-spoken, nature loving traveler who loves nothing more than the fresh air of the free countryside and the warmth of good company. An open-minded explorer who has a deep affinity for abandoned structures and yearns to exile to isolation in his old age, Dance is plagued by dreams of a mysterious evergreen forest on a nightly basis and yearns to be there. He is a keen professional who presents the show sincerely and accurately, he's more than capable of conducting a professional interview but can also drift off in to philosophical ramblings of a dreamy and infatuated manner. Preferably a British accent but I welcome a calm and pastoral accent from other places too, definitely worth a try either way as he is a full-time character.
(professional, informative, documentary-like) "It was said that in the beginning God painted the world a crimson hue, where all the fires of his inspiration would bulge forth in a dynamo of fantastic light and molten rock, that one day these islands of fire would merge to form great shapes of lands filled with promise and one day, immense beauty in the form of man and his creations."
(serious, dreamy, yearning) "I spent an hour of restlessness imagining a life out here for me, perhaps out of desire, perhaps just for the fun of it. Either way it was a beautiful life, for as long as my wandering thoughts allowed me to live it. I had a young wife and we had two dogs, two golden retreivers called Bing & Ruth. We spent the long Summer days exploring the gold and sun-kissed seas of rye around our home, playing catch with the dogs, skipping through the tall-grass like two teenagers in the throws of an eternal honeymoon. It would have been such a beautiful dream if only I could've slept."
(frustrated, annoyed, pissed-off) "There, that's as unobjective as I'm going to get. This place still smells of cabbage, is still run by pencil pushing bureaucrats and I still don't ever want to go back! What a terrible way to end the series. You know what? I'm going to rearrange the order so that my Fall of Ms. Moneypenny trip with Moo and Nimrod is last instead of first because I'll be damned if I'm ending with this bulls -"
