Puck: Felix, I’m not messing around. I want to do what mom and dad did. I want to fight dragons, and go on adventures, and protect people. Imagine you’re a regular villager in a small town on the outer rim of the kingdom, but then bam invasion by Marauders. There’s no hope, the marauders are closing in. But then *mouth trumpet sound* Puck the legendary Royal knight swoops in to save the day. He’s fighting bandit after bandit. Until oh no they start overpowering him it’s a dog pile. But then Puck the legendary royal knight bursts out of the pile and vanquishes the remaining marauders. The crowd goes wild! *puck mimicking crowd cheer* Puck Puck Puck! Wouldn’t that be amazing?

Puck: You can’t keep protecting me forever. I’m 17, I need to be able to take care of myself.

Puck: you won’t be saying that once I unleash my special move. GO SUPER SPINNING JUSTICE SWORD OF DEATH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH