Now introducing at Doggin’ and Dinin’: The buttah dog!

This new savory item that will clog up your affection is the ultimate lunchtime meal. It comes complete with a generous lathering of melted butter, five slices of cheese, two cups of whipped cream garnished with cinnamon, and a donut flavored bun. The buttah dog is so good, you’ll pay an arm and a leg to get it! *chuckles* I-I’m just kidding. It’s a joke, a pretty tasteless one. But you want to know what has lots of taste? The buttah dog. Now serving at Doggin’ and Dinin’.