"Nice to meet you! I am Navia, the esteemed president, leader, commander-in-chief, executive director, and Boss of Spina di Rosula. You strike me as somebody special — a person of character. Something tells me that this is the beginning of a long partnership between us... perhaps even as long as all the titles in front of my name."

"*gasp* My hat! No, my skirt! Aah, don't make me choose!"

"A proper sendoff! From the Spina, with love."