Coach Payne is El Cheapo’s high school’s gym and football coach who offers the main trio a tempting deal in one episode. He’s a salty old jackass, disdained by the more progressive world he’s living in and intolerant of pretty much everyone that isn’t himself or one of the members of the football team. With that description in mind, you can probably imagine the voice I’m going for – that of a gruff, grouchy, bitter old jerk.