Undertale: Full Dub
the amazing bologna for Burgerpants Burgurpants
A cynical, stressed out 19 year old cat person enslaved by a corperation. He dreams of being an actor... But alas... it aludes him.
*Update: He also is incredibly socially awkward, as a group of girls he tries to hit on have him in a long-term scam of getting free burgers.
So he's 19, neurotic, awkward and thinks he's way cooler than he is.
I can't go to hell... I'm all out of vacation days.
WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING?! THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTURANT! I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE!!!
Listen-- I like you, little buddy. So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.
Never. Interact with attractive people...
Unless you're... (Smug) "One of them" they're just gonna take advantage of 'ya.
Sorry. I got napstack and burger boy reversed. Eh heh. sorry. mah bad.