Well, well, well! If it isn't the famous explorer-slash-adventurer Rainbow Dash! You mistake my plan—I do not intend to sell the ring of everlasting heat to the highest bidder. Once I reunite this fifth ring with its four brethren—which I have acquired through similarly unsavory means in other adventures of which it is not important to discuss—the world will descend into 1,000 years of unrelenting heat! a heat that will only stop if I am paid!