I like to sleep and I like to blog. I am going to die someday.

Tori Spring is Solitaire's protagonist: a sarcastic, cynical pessimist of a teenage girl. She has little to no interest in anything except blogging and being alone. She is chronically depressed, though she doesn't know it.

Tori is 16 and British. She speaks somewhat monotone, but feel free to add anything you see fit to your performance.