Life is a Table 5: Cocked and Locked
LukeTheVA for UNSC Guards
The guards are cannon fodder characters that are instructed to guard an artifact known as The Freakydex. Unfortunately for them, Killian and his team break in and cause chaos.
There's at least 10 guards, so please feel free to provide a variety of voices, you may be cast for multiple if suited. It is up to you how you want to play them, serious or silly. If you want to go the extra mile and provide efforts and death sounds that is fantastic, but not required!
If you want to improv some lines in, please go ahead!
- english
- female adult
- female senior
- male adult
- male young adult
- male senior
- female young adult
(Been attacked, more concerned with the manners) Well excuse me! Jeez Louisiana! People forget to say "how do you do" before beating you to death, don't they? Just basic manners!
(Irritated, commander-type) Hey! You get your ass back here! We hold the line as long as it takes.
(Nervous) What the fuck are you guys!? Where's the other one? Why the fuck is this happening!?
