Pillar John is a big tall purple pillar with a mostly grumpy face. He has yellow ringed pupils in his black eyes, a very distinguished wrinkly forehead, a large nose, as well as an underbite often hiding his pearly white teeth. He is also slightly bandaged and cracked.

He Only has One Line in the Comic He is in, So if you do choose to want to voice him, Let it be known, You Have only one line to voice