Spider-Man: The Audio Drama - Pilot Episode
Rica_VA for May Parker
Our version of Aunt May is heavily inspired by the Ultimate universe, if you've ever read any of those comics. (You should!) She's not some frail old woman-- she's middle-aged, she's full of energy and rugged individualism. She's a seasoned metalhead, a diligent crafter, and a woman forever drawn to new humanitarian causes. She's a chain-smoking badass, our Aunt May. She loves Peter more than anything, and if someone were to harm him, she would absolutely run them over with her car.
- english
[Concerned, but firm]
Your face, Peter. Where the hell did you get that bruise?
[Sad, feeling a bit like a failure. Peter's just offered to sell some of his camera equipment to help make ends meet.]
We were able to give you so little. Your Uncle would break apart if he heard you talk about giving away your prized possessions like that.
[Insistent, firm. Unbeknownst to her, she's maybe contradicting the wisdom from Uncle Ben that Peter's built his life around.]
Listen to me, kiddo. Not everything is yours to fix, all right? You have one job. Finish high school, and be a kid.
