1. ‘Woaaaah, did you ask Santa for lung cancer this year? Tsk tsk!’

(In response to seeing Tatyana smoking, disapprovingly in a joking manner) 

2. ‘Episode? What do you mean by episode?’

(Confusion, forth wall break joke)

3. ‘Anyway, let’s go in, Queen Elizabeth will be doing her Christmas Eve speech soon!’

(Happily or excited)

4. ‘Ughhhh, im booored, let’s do something!’

(Bored or annoyed)

5. ‘Susie, any better ideas?’

(Asking his friend if she has any better ideas for what to do, her name isn’t Susie and she hates the nickname - so in a joking/leg pulling way)

6. ‘So what can I get you this year?…….. what do you want?……. Oh my f- (stopping himself from saying ‘oh my fucking god’) some Lego? A doll?’

(Dressed as a mall Santa, asking someone what they want for Christmas and getting more and more annoyed by them thinking and not replying)

7. ‘Liz?!’

(In shock, the person he was asking what they wanted appeared to be a ghost of the queen and he is shocked by this)

8. ‘We need to go’

(Worried and frantic, warning his friends that they need to leave)

9. ‘The ghost of Queen Elizabeth is here, and she is mad - we’ve got to go!’ 

(Same as previous line)

10. ‘Vas, we gotta go, come on!’

(The same again, grabbing the hand of his friend Vas and running away)

11. ‘Do you ever feel like you’ve forgotten something? Like something is very wrong?’

(Casually, sat on the couch at home thoughtfully)