The "phone guy" of this funny game, relaying gameplay mechanics and small pieces of the story to the player. He's a genius mechanic and ex-gameshow host (don't question it) who is very worried for the main character, and has a bit of a father-son kind of relationship with him, portrayed throughout bits and pieces of his dialogue. 

He should sound fairly nervous or awkward for the most part, though still keeping composure sometimes, like when he's nerdly explaining his inventions and plans. Out of all the characters, he has the largest script by a wide margin.

He'll have a picture at some point! Not that it matters. I think. Do voice actors get an idea of what voice they should put on by the character's looks? Is that useful?