Unnecessary Evils
SparkySounds for Mayor Mädchen
Mayor Mädchen is a completely unexperienced bumbling buffoon of a politician, as well as an all-around dimwitted and nervous person. She'll do ANYTHING to stay within her job or avoid being kicked out onto the streets, and the outrageous projects from Castle von Hatecraft have made her job a lot harder. With the people becoming restless and afraid to have him around, she's generally tasked with devising a plan to either tame the crazy scientist or remove him from Langweilig permanently.
[Starts off confident, loses train of thought, and switches to sort of nervous tone] Citizens of Langweilig! I...uh...I have forgotten my speech! I will see you tomorrow!
[She is reading from a script which was written for an American president. Eventually she realizes the script is a bit TOO centered on America and leaves, having made a mockery of herself] My fellow Amer- I mean- People of the German commonwealth! I have made an act which shall change the history of our proud country forever! Never since the election of Abraham Lincoln have we been so...proud..of our...Americ..uh...heh..
[Talking privately to Hatecraft, stern, but nervous] I'm going to have to ask you to..how do i put this...G-GET RID of whatever you've been harboring in that kooky lAbOrAtoRy of yours, because I swear, if I get any more 'Crimes Against Humanity' complaints from the people, I'm gonna be out of a job before I know it! So, just to recap...that's a very hard pass on 'funding a scientific genius'.
