Samurai Jack Fan Projects (Comic Dubs, Animations, etc) | The Crossoverse
Natertot for The Scotsman
General Notes:
- This role is open for anyone to audition to! However, please refrain from exaggerating the accent of the character beyond what is appropriate.
- Native speakers are preferred but not required
Character Notes:
* This role will involve yelling, fighting, and effort sounds, but is not strictly required *
[meeting Jack on a bridge, both of them are trying to pass through but neither of them are budging]
[Jack makes a remark that Scotsman doesn't take kindly to]
OOOOOH!!!! That's some talking coming from a man who wears a basket on his head! I carry me hangers in a basket, you might even make me shiver if you weren't dressed in a nightgowned! Ya look like me nani.
If that's what you call it, you pint-sized wood-shoed ninny! You're just scared to fight a real man with that butterknife, you wee wimpy daisy! I'll plaster this cage with your guts and use what's left on me haggis!
[taunting Aku]
Admit it, ya big oaf! You're scared. The samurai is still out there inspiring people by the thousands. After all these years, you're powerless against him. You've been shivering like a wee baby, hiding in your crib, afraid to show yourself 'cause ya know he's out there, and you can't do anything about it!(Laughs) You're just a big baby! Why don't you go cry to your mama?