[Your friends are freaking out around you. You're all stuck in the middle of nowhere without a signal to call for help. But all you are is confused. Why is everyone so worried? You know how to solve the problem; it's actually a simple fix. You work your magic. You got this.]

"Happy thoughts guys, happy thoughts. All I need to do is open up the comms, increase the frequency, and... booyah! There we go! You wanted a clear signal, now you got it. ...That was actually kinda fun. Got anything else?"

[Your friend is feeling defeated after an embarrassing incident on a date. You see things differently and are proud of your friend for pushing through their fears. You let them know why they should be proud too.]

"Okay yeah, you "failed", but the day wasn't a total loss. You were the only one who could make her laugh and I've never seen anyone recover from a pie in the face like that before. It was... pretty entertaining. (chuckles) All I'm saying is, laugh about this in a month or two because you have nothing to be ashamed of. You've made me proud. ...But getting hit in the face with that pie? So funny!"

[You've been supporting your partner for a film they've been starring in and have reluctantly passed on a career move to be there for them. Your partner gained so much self-confidence thanks to your support and even won an award for their performance. However, they thanked everyone but you in their acceptance speech. They apologize but you feel hurt, regretful, and you can't stay silent anymore. Fuck their apology.]

I did everything right! I was there for you! I supported you, for two years! I gave up the career I've been working towards for a decade... just so I could be there for you. ...And you didn't even acknowledge me. Hell, you didn't even look at me! You acted like I didn't matter to you. I don't want your apology, I want an answer. ...Do I matter to you?