A GUY YOU CAN TRUST

"I consider myself to be a real man's man see
The kinda guy who won't back down from a fight
I keep this city clean, pal... and I live like a king
...Though I eat Ramen Noodles every night
But despite my gruff exterior, I know I ain't superior
My skills at solving crimes can sometimes rust...
So I'm swallowing my pride, this time I'm on your side,
And I'm the kinda guy that you can trust!

Well, I know we've butted heads before
Startin' with the case of Harry Butz
And if the chief catches me helpin' you, he'll probably think I'm nuts
But see, pal, this is different from the Redd White trial back in May
'Cause I'm sure Mr. Edgeworth is innocent, unlike the client you had that day!

So if you need help, just call me and I'll be there in a flash!
And to show you that we're pals now, I'll lend you anything that ain't cash
We'll find the lies, now. I'm the kinda guy that you can trust!"

REQUIRED MONOLOGUE

"Yes, sir! The body was found near the window, dead from blunt force trauma from a single blow to the head. The murder weapon was... "The Clinker!" When the call came, we rushed in as soon as possible. Two people were found at the scene; the defendant, Maya Fey, and the defense attorney, Harry Butz. I immediately arrested Maya Fey because I found a receipt with her name written on the back! In the victim's blood!"