Gravity Falls - New Fan Season Comic Dub
Broadwayman23 for Grunkle Stan
Grunkle Stan is who the twins go to stay with during the summer in Gravity Falls. He is a con man and although he doesn't act like it all the time, does care a lot about his great niece and nephew. He spends most of the summer in the original series, trying to convince Dipper that all the things he was experiencing weren't really real although he knew more about them than pretty much anyone else.
It's not safe for Waddles outside! There's predators! And Barbequers! That's just the natural order! It's not MY fault your pig is potentially delicious.
Maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker. But today I promise, we are going to have some real family fun! Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car!
Hey! Wanna hear a joke? Here it goes! My ex wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better! *pause* Her aim is getting better! *pause* Her aim is getting better! *pause* get it? Cause marriage is terrible!
Hmm... seems like the thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me kids!! Avenge me!!
Kids! I can't find the remote, and I refuse to get up! *Romance movie comes on the tv* Kids!!! KIDSS!!!! NOOOOO
When the cops aren't around, anything is legal! Ha!
Ahahaha! Still got it!
